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» June 13th, 2011, 4:58 am » Short link

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Phyreburnz wrote:Hell no! It's totally badass! Like David Bowie (although, he aquired his off-colour eye from a punch in the face and it lacks pigment, making it appear blue).

I actually have an old friend that has one brown eye, and the other is half brown and half blue.

Ummm, no. You're half right. He DID get punched in the eye but his natural eye color is blue. The pupil is actually dilated to look like he has on brown eye. Ia ctually used to have a cat we named Bowie---she's was pure white and had one blue eye and one brown eye so she was half deaf XD. Also, the teacher that was across the hall from my algebra class had naturally brown eyes but a little of the top part was blue. He calls that his birth mark but I just think the pigment never fully developed.

Probably not. It actually depends on the color of them. I had a classmate whose eyes were naturally either green or brown but she wore gold contacts for a little bit. They scared the crap out of me.

Why did David Bowie get punched in the eye?

by **Phyreburnz** » June 14th, 2011, 7:45 am » Short link

He was fighting a guy over a girl.

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I can't believe I was wrong! I'm sorry, David Bowie!!!!!!!!! :lol:

What is the coolest (single) eye colour?

» June 14th, 2011, 12:17 pm » Short link

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Don't worry, I';m sure he'd forgive you

Any but it depends on who it is that has said eye color.

Why much chocolate be so damn addicting?

by **Phyreburnz** » June 16th, 2011, 6:41 am » Short link

Because the Chocolate gods said so.

Who are these mysterious Chocolate gods?

» June 16th, 2011, 7:12 am » Short link

The original and newer Willy Wonkas

Why did they remake Willy Wonka?

by **Phyreburnz** » June 16th, 2011, 8:24 am » Short link

Because they're dumb!

Why would they pick Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka? He looks nothing like him!

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Don't get me wrong, I love Johnny Depp... but he is NOT Willy Wonka! Gene Wilder is!

» June 16th, 2011, 9:00 am » Short link

You're answer to my previous question!

Isn't Willy Wonka awesome?

» June 16th, 2011, 11:47 am » Short link

I love chocolate, and therefore love Willy Wonka.

Why can't the chocolate factory really exist like in the movie?!

» June 16th, 2011, 12:01 pm » Short link

Because Hollywood hates us!

Why does Hollywood hate us?

» June 17th, 2011, 6:05 am » Short link

Because you have insulted Tim Burton, the greatest director EVAR!

Why does life suck A**?

» June 17th, 2011, 9:42 am » Short link

That depends.

What did you do to have your life suck ass?

by **Phyreburnz** » June 19th, 2011, 1:13 am » Short link

Piss people off that you don't even know.

How do people still buy into Hollywood crap movies? Like... How are the people that made movies with "movie" in the title still around? (Epic Movie, Disaster Movie, Scary Movie, etc.)

» June 19th, 2011, 2:13 am » Short link

Oh god...

Who knows?

by **Phyreburnz** » June 19th, 2011, 3:15 am » Short link

Not me.

Why won't Satan take Justin Bieber, yet?

» June 19th, 2011, 3:17 am » Short link

Because he apparently doesn't want him as much as the rest of us.

Barney will go to hell.

But why?

by **Phyreburnz** » June 19th, 2011, 3:27 am » Short link

Because dinosaurs can't fit in heaven.

Why is heaven so small it can't even handle a big, purple dinosaur?

» June 19th, 2011, 3:33 am » Short link

Because Barney killed the dinosaurs so God shrunk it some. Plus,, Barney raped on of the kids on his show.

Why Barney rape a kid on his show?

by **Phyreburnz** » June 19th, 2011, 4:00 am » Short link

Because he's a Rapesaurus, duh!

Why don't they have the Rapesaurus in science/dinosaur books?

» June 19th, 2011, 4:11 am » Short link

...Rapesaurus?

by **Phyreburnz** » June 19th, 2011, 4:17 am » Short link

Rape + saurus (you know, like the end of dinosaur names like stegosaurus)... And Barney assaults kids... so he's a Rapesaurus! :lol:

Anyway... why don't they have Rapesauruses in dinosaur books?

» June 19th, 2011, 11:53 am » Short link

Because the Rapesaraus is still around though we have no clue and they were afraid to get raped if they did. XD

Do you think Barney will rape Justin Bieber?

» June 21st, 2011, 10:17 am » Short link

If Barney the Rapesaurus is also a pedophile.

Is it a pedo?

» June 21st, 2011, 11:17 am » Short link

Yes. Yes it is. :3

Why is he a pedophile?

by **Phyreburnz** » June 22nd, 2011, 2:15 am » Short link

To rape Justin Bieber!

Why does he want to rape Justin Bieber.... oh, I can answer that myself: Because Justin Bieber assaults the music industry!

Why does Justin Bieber rape the music industry?

» June 22nd, 2011, 3:15 am » Short link

Because he is a sick, sick b... girl. XD

Why are we talking about rape and Rapesauruses? O.o

» June 22nd, 2011, 7:06 am » Short link

You all need to wash your mouths out with soap.

Which flavor of soap is your favorite?

» June 22nd, 2011, 7:09 am » Short link

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Get a grip, dude, it's just a joke.

Barney!

Do they really make that?

by **Phyreburnz** » June 23rd, 2011, 1:03 am » Short link

I don't know... but they make dinosaur shaped soap!

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We had some when I was a kid, like really little. And when my dad would give us kids a bath, he'd use the soap from the head of the dinosaur to make it Tinyheadasaurus!

And why do we need to wash our mouths out with soap, anyways? We're typing! Remember? :lol:

» June 23rd, 2011, 3:29 am » Short link

LOLZ because apparently the rules apply here as well.

Why do the rules apply here?

by **KremKrawl** » June 23rd, 2011, 4:51 am » Short link

Because it's a forum.

Will Ace Attorney Investigations 2 ever get released outside of Japan?

by **Phyreburnz** » June 23rd, 2011, 8:07 am » Short link

No! Well... maybe... I dunno

Which is worse: Justin Bieber or Rebecca Black?

» June 24th, 2011, 3:52 am » Short link

Since I ahve no clue who Rebecca Black is I'd have to DEFINITELY say Justin Bieber.

Is Justin Bieber a girl or a boy?

» June 24th, 2011, 4:12 am » Short link

Only God knows...

Has anyone played Mother 3?

» June 24th, 2011, 4:16 am » Short link

Not me. Sorry.

Why is Texas a funny-looking shape?

» June 24th, 2011, 4:21 am » Short link

Because it is so beautiful to me!

Why is Illinois a funny-looking shape?

» June 24th, 2011, 4:23 am » Short link

To tell the truth, I forgot what it looks like.

Why is Rhode Island the smallest state?

» June 24th, 2011, 4:50 am » Short link

Because, um, you know, um stuff.

Do you prefer Golden Oreos or just plain ol' Oreos?

» June 24th, 2011, 4:52 am » Short link

Can't... choose... must... think...

....................

Both! :3

Which is better---Kitt-katt or Crunch bars?

» June 24th, 2011, 5:08 am » Short link

Kit-Kat all the way!!!

Coke, Pepsi, or Docter Pepper?

» June 24th, 2011, 5:38 am » Short link

All three.

Why all three?

by **Phyreburnz** » June 24th, 2011, 9:49 am » Short link

Because you guys are crazeh!

Do you guys like Clark Bars?

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They're my favorite candy bar!

» June 24th, 2011, 11:12 am » Short link

Haven't tried :3

Why do people think they can properly enjoy Oreos without milk?

» June 25th, 2011, 12:57 am » Short link

Because they's crazeh!

How can you think that you can possibly enjoy an oreo WITHOUT milk?!?!?!?1!?!/!/!/backslash!/!?1!?!!??1!1one!?!/1

» June 25th, 2011, 6:59 am » Short link

I dunno, one of my friends eats them with Dr. Pepper and enjoys them just the same...

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She called me an ass one time on facebook because I told her I had some. :3

Has anybody ever choked on an advil?

» June 25th, 2011, 7:43 am » Short link

No, but I might soon because I take it all the time because of my terrible allergies.

How do you choke on something as small as an Advil? :shock:

» June 25th, 2011, 8:05 am » Short link

Put it too far back in your mouth.

Why do they call it cherry coke?

by **Phyreburnz** » June 26th, 2011, 1:20 am » Short link

Because it's relatively cherry flavored... and the name of "Coca Cola" originated from the two major ingredients: Cocaine and the Kola leaf. No joke. Coca Cola used to have cocaine in it.
And that's why they call it Cherry Coke.

Isn't it great that Rebecca Black's "Friday" was taken off of youtube?

» June 26th, 2011, 3:02 pm » Short link

No clue who she is but by how people talk about her I'd say yeah.

Do you think that when Coca Cola was made with cocaine that people got high off of it?

» June 26th, 2011, 3:16 pm » Short link

Ummm...I don't know anything about cocaine in Coca-Cola... :twisted:

Who's not gonna take it?

» June 28th, 2011, 8:30 am » Short link

Take what?

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