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Because you have insulted Tim Burton, the greatest director EVAR!

Why does life suck A**?

Because he's a fatty!

Hey! That's a nice computer you've got there! Can I have it?

Don't be stupid, Simian, they've always had it. It just has more levels now!


What's your favorite scary movie? (MINE ARE HALLOWEEN, SCREAM, A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET AND THE THING!)

Ghost Ship was OK, but the opening was actually quite chilling!

Because he wasn't just any transvestite, he was a SWEET TRANSVESTITE FROM TRANSEXUAL TRANSYLVANIA!

Who got the butt?

Because markers hate you!

WHATS HAPPENING TO MY FACE???

IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I TOLD THE WITCH DOCTOR, AND WHAT DID HE TELL ME TO SAY?

I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH!!!!!! THANK YOU! I WISH I COULD REACH OUT OF THE COMPUTER SCREEN AND HUG YOU BOTH!
I'm crying tears if joy!

I've decided that I am not BI, but I just think that a man can be attractive! Thank you for your help!!!!

Thank you for your replies! These poor, unfortunate souls need our help!

Now folks this is very important:

My mom won't let me see it and the teaser trailer (the TV version) for the remake almost literally scared the f*** out of me. Now, I think this is just screwy: My mom and I just finished watching 'The 40-Year-Old Virgin' on Comedy Central and she said that it was her VERY FIRST TIME seeing ...

Because I've lost control if my life.

Why do I feel like making chocolate pudding at 4am?

Because it is!

What's with the food on airlines, huh?


DO YOU KNOW MUCH I SACRIFICE?????????????

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Yes! I swear, one day I am going to go to Honeyrock, watch all 10 films and dress up
as Jason and scare the wits out of everyone!


Do you think that the fate of the world relies on whether or not we have water spots on wine glasses like the advertisers say?

I dare all of you to see A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET (1984)! It is probably the best film to ever deal with dreams! (Yes, it beats Inception to a bloody pulp!) Me and SimianSegue saw and we were both terrified! Also, it was Johnny Depp's first film! He has a surprisingly big role as the heroines boyfr...

It's a camp in the northwoods of Wisconsin. It looks a lot like the camp in the first Friday the 13th!

Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf, the Big Bad Wolf, the Big Bad Wolf?

Yes!

Which came first, the chicken and the egg?

Yes!

Do you remind me of the babe, the babe with the power?

Little Old Lady: Oh, hello, there. Are you two heading for Las Vegas? Beavis: Yeah. We're gonna score. Little Old Lady: Oh, well, I hope to score big there, myself. I'm mostly gonna be doing the slots. Beavis: Yeah, yeah. I'm hoping to do some sluts, too. Yeah. Do they have a lot of sluts in Las Veg...

Because food hates your guts.

Why do I feel like crap even though I just got SUPER MARIO WORLD for SNES?

My list continued: The Hunchback Of Notre Dame (1996 Disney Version): This is a phenomenal film! Probably the best Disney film of all time! The voice acting by Tony Jay and Tom Hulce as Frollo and Quasimodo respectively is PHENOMONAL! See it and you will be AMAZED! The Brave Little Toaster: If you l...

Dr. Frank N. Furter: It's not easy having a good time! Even smiling makes my face ache!
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Smell ya later, dudes and dudettes!
Funky

Pink Floyd The Wall! Awesome album! Considering remakin the movie! If you havent seen the movie or heard it! Go watch the movie on YouTube!
Catch ya later Dude and Dudettes!
Funky

The Thing! I love that movie! Saw it today again! Absoleultly terrifying! :shock: Halloween! (1978) A classic! The only film I screamed at! I :o Brazil! Love the social commentary against society, Man! Beavis and Butthead Do America! As a large B&B fan, I had low expectations, but they were shat...

The Simpsons. Used to be a landmark, but now a failure! I even enjoy family guy more than that!

Ummm, so hey! I'm Funkythemainmonkey(duh!), and I was brought here by my twin brother, who you may know as SimianSegue. I am not the biggest DKC fan, and I will probably be posting more in the "Anything Goes!" boards, but DKC does have a very special place in my heart.


Peace Out!