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» September 1st, 2009, 10:17 am » Short link

Donuts.

Donuts?

» September 1st, 2009, 10:50 am » Short link

Okay.

Which donut should I choose?

» September 1st, 2009, 11:48 am » Short link

The donut.

Why donut?

» September 3rd, 2009, 11:35 am » Short link

Because donut.

Is that a donut?

» September 3rd, 2009, 2:10 pm » Short link

This ends today.

I hope I'm not coming off as a hard ass, but when the conversation deteriorates into "Donuts. Donuts?" I am forced to pull the plug.

"locked"

» September 3rd, 2009, 11:47 pm » Short link

OK, you have been given a second chance at life, stupid question topic.

» September 4th, 2009, 7:33 am » Short link

PotoGamer wrote:Donuts.

Donuts?

What is wrong with you people?

» September 4th, 2009, 7:35 am » Short link

A lot. Because we were over obsessed with donuts.

Who is K. Rool?

» September 4th, 2009, 11:11 am » Short link

He is three different people: A king who rules a ship, a pirate who commands a flying kroc, and an inventor who creates stuff.

Why can't Nintendo release a DKC4 on WiiWare?

» September 4th, 2009, 1:01 pm » Short link

Too lazy.

Why am I sleepy?

» September 18th, 2009, 10:19 am » Short link

Because I hadn't slept in 2 days.

In the future, I want:

The Triforce to be found, and Heart Containers to be sold at stores.
Super Mushrooms should be in every Italian restaurant, and warp pipes should be mandatory for traveling outside your country.
The President should have his own personal Great Fox, and everyone's other car must be an Arwing.
When people fight, there must be falling weapons, and a damage counter.
During races, drivers will be given a box of banana peels, and there will be speed pads.
DKI must be found, and everyone must have a secret banana hoard.
Burying stuff must leave stars on the ground, and you can catch bugs by slamming trees with a net.
Life will have sound effects, and Action Replays.

What are your requests?

» September 18th, 2009, 4:23 pm » Short link

Don't know. I was being talked to by a talking donu- I mean, peanut!

What is the object, a football or a stone?

» September 22nd, 2009, 11:07 am » Short link

A stone, because it could be rounder than a football.

Why can't I think of a question?

» September 23rd, 2009, 7:35 am » Short link

Because people did lobotomy on your brain, causing you to forget what you were going to do.

What is Donkey Kong's favorite game?

» September 23rd, 2009, 11:13 am » Short link

The original Donkey Kong (because he gets to see his dad pinch his nipples, PM me about this).

What is Cranky's favorite game?

» September 23rd, 2009, 11:44 am » Short link

The Game, which I just lost.

Why does Donkey Kong wear a tie?

» September 23rd, 2009, 12:19 pm » Short link

He thinks it's classy.

How have we already reached this many pages? *Ignoring the "bagel" questions*

» September 24th, 2009, 7:06 am » Short link

Because we all have lives. And girlfriends.

Speaking of which, WHYYY??!! :evil:

» September 24th, 2009, 7:12 am » Short link

Because if we didn't bananas wouldn't exist.

What's Diddy Kong's favorite FPS?

» September 24th, 2009, 10:37 am » Short link

FPS? Frames per second? IDK, like 60

If Falco better than Kiddy?

» September 24th, 2009, 12:23 pm » Short link

No, because Kiddy likes to eat pie but Falco doesn't.

Why does Diddy hate Bob?

» September 25th, 2009, 9:50 am » Short link

Because Falco likes him.

Why doesn't Falco eat pie?

» September 27th, 2009, 11:09 am » Short link

Because Falco hates the number...

Spoiler!

3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647
093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909
145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466
52138414695194151160943305727036575959195309218611738193261179310511854807446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912 and so
on...

(you made a typo in your question by the way).

How come you made that typo?

» September 27th, 2009, 12:12 pm » Short link

Ur mawm told him too.

Why are Australian people so damn cool?

» September 27th, 2009, 1:06 pm » Short link

They're so uncool, it makes them cool :0....

Where was my typo?

» September 28th, 2009, 10:18 am » Short link

You said "pie". It's supposed to say "pi".

Why did the ESRB create the E +10 rating?

» September 28th, 2009, 11:42 am » Short link

They don't like kids 9 and under.

Why does Wolf O'Donnell have the best theme for any video game character?

» September 28th, 2009, 12:41 pm » Short link

Because they do.

Will the ESRB ever come up with the T +15 rating?

» September 29th, 2009, 6:28 am » Short link

No.

What is Kiddy's favorite first person shooter?

» September 29th, 2009, 10:19 am » Short link

The unreleased game: "OMG!!!! Kiddy Escaped From the Annoying Monkey Torture Camp That For Some Reason is Owned by the Kongs Who Happen to Also Be Monkeys. It's Kinda Weird When You Think About It. Now Go Shoot That Little Ass Down!!" (OMGKEFtAMTCTFSRiObtKWHtABMIKWWYTAINGSTLA) The name was too long, and PETA said it was animal cruelty or something, so they only let Kiddy play it.

What did Kiddy do when he played OMGKEFtAMTCTFSRiObtKWHtABMIKWWYTAINGSTLA for the first time?

» September 29th, 2009, 11:58 am » Short link

He unlocked the achievements of "You're playing this Game", "You Missed", and "Die once for this Achievement."

» September 29th, 2009, 2:08 pm » Short link

No question? Alright then...

Let's pretend the T +15 rating DID exist. Would Conker's Bad Fur Day be given that rating, or would it stay at the M rating?

» September 30th, 2009, 6:22 am » Short link

It would stay at M as 15 year olds don't drink...

Anyway, how much time Kiddy spent playing OMGKEFtAMTCTFSRiObtKWHtABMIKWWYTAINGSTLA in the past week?

» September 30th, 2009, 2:12 pm » Short link

72 hours straight, and then the moon crashed into Termina.

Link never showed up, why did Kiddy play OMGKEFtAMTCTFSRiObtKWHtABMIKWWYTAINGSTLA instead of saving Termina?

» September 30th, 2009, 10:22 pm » Short link

Because he doesn't know what or where Termina is, like me until I looked it up. On a related note, click 'file' and click 'Send Link' (Hur hur, I made a funny)

Where should you start biting into a choco cornet? (A choco cornet is a cornet filled with chocolate flavoured custard or pudding)

by **The Guy** » October 2nd, 2009, 8:21 am » Short link

At the top.

What is Dixie's favorite sports video game?

» October 2nd, 2009, 11:58 am » Short link

I asked her, she said DKC3.... WTFWTFWTFWTF?!?!

WTFWTFWTFWTF?

» November 9th, 2009, 10:10 am » Short link

IDKIDKIDKIDK.

How come we're missing the last letter (D) in OMGKEFtAMTCTFSRiObtKWHtABMIKWWYTAINGSTLA?

» November 12th, 2009, 7:04 pm » Short link

It was Sesame Street's 40th Anniversery, and the alphabet went on a parade. And that 'D' just so happened to be in it.

Does THIS look unsure to you? :

» November 13th, 2009, 10:36 am » Short link

No.

What is love? (Baby don't hurt me...)

» December 27th, 2009, 7:30 am » Short link

Pie.

Does Wrinkly like pie?

» December 28th, 2009, 11:50 am » Short link

No, she prefers PRUNES (look it up.)

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me?! *awesome*

» December 28th, 2009, 3:50 pm » Short link

Eh... maybe just a little bit of rawness mixed with a bunch of sweetness...

Why are hot girls the #1 thing on my list of favorites?

» December 29th, 2009, 8:56 am » Short link

They're on the top of that list because you like them bacony. YUM!

What would happen if Diddy replaced Luigi?

» December 30th, 2009, 1:24 pm » Short link

A second Weegee would be born. This would make Ceiling Cat very angry. What?

Who would win in a fight: Weegee, Weegee, Weegee, Weegee, Diddy, or Link?

» December 30th, 2009, 2:26 pm » Short link

Diddy, because the four Weegees would stare at each other, attempting to turn each other into Weegees which they already are, therefore creating a paradox, causing an explosion that killed all four of them. After this Link was distracted by the explosions and got a barrel to the head by Diddy.

Why was the HeadOn commercial created like it was?

» December 31st, 2009, 2:06 am » Short link

because ASDF domains the commercials world

what happens if i hack Lucario, Knuckles, Geno and Nuzleaf in DKC?

» December 31st, 2009, 9:38 am » Short link

Another p@r0Dox would occur.

If I ask this question here, your will probably say Donkey Kong. If I asked this over at Zelda Classic, they would say Zelda. Make up your damn mind internet!!!!

Which is better Zelda or Donkey Kong?

» December 31st, 2009, 10:03 am » Short link

That depends on one's views...

Donkey Kong for me.

Is it possible to make a perfect recreation of the DKC2 bramble levels in Little Big Planet? (Man, I 've been playing it a lot recently...)

» January 2nd, 2010, 8:14 am » Short link

Haven't a clue because PS3s are still ten billion dollars a piece.

Um... jfa;sldkjf;adksjf;gkhaksjdfhweroiuvcnm?

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