by Jomingo
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August 5th, 2009, 4:42 am » Short link
Well, the Third Bi-annual DKC Atlas Elections are officially over. I would like to thank the 16 of you that followed your patriotic duty by voting. It appears that every single person that voted also posted to acknowledge their choice, which is great. Now, I would like to hand it over to the host of this Election, Swanky Kong, to announce the winner.
"And now, I'd like to announce the winner. The winner of the Third Bi-Annual DKC Atlas Elections is...... Dixie Kong!"
*cheers*
"That's right, Dixie Kong wins with a close victory over Cranky Kong. Dixie, what do you have to say?"
"Oh my god, this is so unexpected! I'd just like to thank Candy for doing my hair, and Diddy for always saying he believed in me even when he didn't.... and-"
"Alright that's enough. Normally I would interview the runner-up next, but Cranky refused questioning, saying something about not caring about a "two-bit" forum anyway. So instead I interviewed the second runner-up, Manky Kong! Manky, how does it feel to have come so close and then lose so humiliatingly?"
*starts chucking barrels everywhere*
"Well, that about wraps up this election. Don't forget to participate in the upcoming January election. Thank you, and goodnight DKC Atlas!"