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» May 30th, 2023, 5:11 am » Short link

352 Oil drums the way they are in the boss level.
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» May 30th, 2023, 10:57 am » Short link

353. Hooks are not boomerangs.

» May 30th, 2023, 11:03 am » Short link

354: castles don’t have crushers.
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» May 30th, 2023, 11:20 am » Short link

355. Towers don't have toxins.

» May 31st, 2023, 6:22 am » Short link

356: Monkeys don’t drive cars.
DK64 car races. I don’t know if DKR counts for this count. :parry:

» May 31st, 2023, 11:19 am » Short link

357. Birds don't spawn barrels.

I did see a video of an orangutan driving a golf cart once.

» June 1st, 2023, 5:06 am » Short link

358 canes aren't pogo sticks.
interesting! does 358 count?

» June 1st, 2023, 12:26 pm » Short link

359. Jetpacks would burn you.

I think everything counts.

» June 1st, 2023, 5:21 pm » Short link

360: Crystal Coconuts don't fuel jetpacks.
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» June 2nd, 2023, 11:42 am » Short link

361. They probably don't exist either.

» June 2nd, 2023, 12:28 pm » Short link

362: museums aren’t curated by monkeys. :parry:

» June 2nd, 2023, 12:36 pm » Short link

363. Monkeys don't host quiz or carnival shows.

» June 3rd, 2023, 6:16 am » Short link

364: barrels aren’t just part of the jungle landscape.
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» June 3rd, 2023, 12:27 pm » Short link

365. They don't respawn and replace previous barrels either.

» June 3rd, 2023, 6:48 pm » Short link

366: Monkeys don't have tears.
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» June 4th, 2023, 12:22 pm » Short link

367. They don't wear clothes either.

» June 4th, 2023, 1:58 pm » Short link

368: apes aren’t referred to as kongs.
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» June 5th, 2023, 8:26 am » Short link

369. Birds cannot lift apes.

» June 5th, 2023, 9:34 am » Short link

370: Swordfish do not float through the air and climb up trees? :diddywink:

» June 5th, 2023, 1:34 pm » Short link

371. Puffer fish don't explode.

» June 6th, 2023, 7:13 am » Short link

372 crocodilesdont manage factories.

» June 6th, 2023, 12:14 pm » Short link

373. They don't own castles either.

» June 6th, 2023, 1:48 pm » Short link

374: tires don’t bounce you sky high.
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» June 7th, 2023, 7:35 am » Short link

375. Barrels don't open carnival gates.

» June 7th, 2023, 1:18 pm » Short link

376: It's not a "negative, ghostrider" moment when you hit plus barrels. In other words, barrels don't influence the attack of a ghost.
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» June 8th, 2023, 11:07 am » Short link

377. They also don't speed your cart up.

» June 8th, 2023, 11:29 am » Short link

378: rats running wheels don’t influence doors.
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» June 9th, 2023, 1:08 pm » Short link

379. Guns are not vacuums.

» June 10th, 2023, 6:37 am » Short link

380: spiked cannonballs don’t rotate in circles.
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» June 10th, 2023, 6:52 am » Short link

381. Freezing will likely hurt.

» June 10th, 2023, 7:20 am » Short link

382: lava melts you.
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» June 10th, 2023, 7:24 am » Short link

383. There likely isn't an exact slow motion gas.

» June 10th, 2023, 7:26 am » Short link

384: Monkeys don't have currency.
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» June 10th, 2023, 7:55 am » Short link

385. They don't ride rocket barrels either.

» June 10th, 2023, 8:18 am » Short link

386: eating bananas doesn’t make plinking noises.
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» June 10th, 2023, 12:22 pm » Short link

387. Balloons don't play a tune.

» June 10th, 2023, 5:36 pm » Short link

388: crocodiles in barrels don't take away years of your life. Not level 50!!
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» June 11th, 2023, 6:05 am » Short link

389. They don't take your bananas either.

» June 11th, 2023, 6:17 am » Short link

390: birds can’t fly parallel to you.
If you are a hummingbird or kingfisher or a kestrel, you can’t really be consistently parallel. They are the only ones who can hover. :parry:

» June 11th, 2023, 2:13 pm » Short link

391. You won't have much luck befriending people, especially a rhino or bear.

» June 12th, 2023, 5:38 am » Short link

392: bears don’t have stores.
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» June 12th, 2023, 12:44 pm » Short link

393. They don't have birthday parties either.

» June 14th, 2023, 5:53 am » Short link

394 octopi aren't invincible.
Paddington does. the books are way better.

» June 14th, 2023, 12:23 pm » Short link

395. Vultures typically scavenge.

» June 14th, 2023, 4:57 pm » Short link

396: You grab a barrel, and it's not going to break by rolling it into someone or a wall.
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» June 15th, 2023, 12:03 pm » Short link

397. Forests don't have trees with faces.

» June 15th, 2023, 5:40 pm » Short link

398: monkeys don't have labs
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» June 16th, 2023, 11:20 am » Short link

399. You can't cut a tree vertically.

» June 16th, 2023, 11:22 am » Short link

400 Monkeys don't get canes in the jungle
i'm sure i could find a way. going upwards you can dig a chamber underground and start from there. you need somewhat of a support to cut downwards, though. :parry:

» June 16th, 2023, 11:35 am » Short link

401. You can't play a N64 in a cave.

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