DKC Atlas Forum

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166: When your really happy that your'e about to go from Explorer to Trailblazer

[Chibisai Kong]

167. When you stop and wonder why we've been saying NOTHING DKC-related the past three numbers.

[Ribbedebie]

168. When you register at Nicovideo just to find DKC episodes in Japanese while you don't even speak the language.

Guilty.

[Kimi Kong]

169. When your number one goal is to hunt down an SNES to play the three DKC games you've kept hoarded away for the last eight years.
170. When everytime you eat off a paper plate, you think "Wait! This isn't Dixie".
171. You like bananas only because they're in DKC.
172. You make Sims look like the Kongs and name them after the Kongs and their rivals are named after the Kremlings.

Done all of them. XD

[Kimi Kong]

173. When you've concidered geting "DK" tattooed on your shoulder.

[Ninni973]

174. When you make the entire Bramble Blast stage out of paper.

That would take a long time.

[Chibisai Kong]

175. You laugh at the fact that around your hometown there's a motel called the Dixie Motel Bed & Breakfast.

[Kimi Kong]

176. If you ever planned on naming your first child "Diddy".

[Aaendi]

When you masterbate watching Donkey Kong riding on himself.

[Super Luigi!]

178. When you grab a banana, you have to rotate it at least 3 times while exclaiming, "OOOH, BANANA!"

[Master clyde super]

179. You buy DKC from eBay just because you broke your old one from playing it too much.

[Kimi Kong]

180. When you can sit and explain the DKC trilogy for hours. XD (true story)

[Super Luigi!]

Man, have I done that! (Only to people who were interested though. At a job interview, not a great idea, unless the boss has a DK tie on.)

181. You start to date Dixie and Diddy Kong in your mind.

[Kimi Kong]

182. When you pair up DKC characters, give them kids and create a story with those kids. ( http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6057457/1/Remember Proof!! XD)

[Super Luigi!]

That's just plain creepy, but you are right.

183. When you and your friends use the Team-Up move to reach a kitchen shelf.

[Kimi Kong]

XD thats a good one.

184. When you hear the song "It's on like Donkey Kong" by BOTDF and instantly think of the DKC characters singing it, regardless that the song is absolutly dirty.

(true story XD)

[Super Luigi!]

I've done that!

185. When you see a lizard, you instantly chase after it, capture it, and demand your bananas back.

[Kimi Kong]

Nice!! XD

186. When you pick up bananas in the grocery store and are half expected to see them disappear on a banana counter.

[Super Luigi!]

Been there, done that.

187. When you see balloons in a store, you immediately run over and grab as many as you can, while looking out for black guys in trash cans.

[Kimi Kong]

XD it just had to be black guys?

188. You cross your fingers and pray you can find a DK cosplay outfit on Google. (actually happened)

[Super Luigi!]

Well, black Klobbers take the balloons, don't they? So in other words, black guys take lives!

189. You see a picture of DK somewhere and immediately bow before it while repeating the phrase, "I am not worthy."

[Kimi Kong]

Lolz good point.

190. When you thought of growing out your hair for the soul purpose that you can learn to hover with it.

[Super Luigi!]

If I was in the 90's...

191. When you see your family tree is as convoluted as the DK family tree, and everyone in your family is as hairy as DK. (OK, so maybe your family is already like this, and you're not addicted to DKC at all.)

[Kimi Kong]

XD wow.

192. When you listen to a P. Diddy album, your mind automatically wonders to Diddy rapping. (True story XD)

[Super Luigi!]

I think we're both addicted to DK, because I am all of these things that you're saying!

193. When you listen to a Country song like, "You Shouldn't Kiss Me Like This" and imagine Diddy and DK singing it to their girlfriends.

[Kimi Kong]

lolz that makes me feel a lot better. I thought i was the only one. XD

194. When you throw an orange and duck, thinking its going to explode. (I loved DK 64, as you can see.)

[Super Luigi!]

Yet another thing I've thought! Man!

195. When you run down to your local Save-Mart and tell your mom that you're buying ammo, and then when you come home, you brought pineapples, feathers, and a bunch of grapes, peanuts, and coconuts.

[Kimi Kong]

Wow. That would be hilarious to see her face.

196. When you can see DK playing Peter from Family Guy, when he goes to Meg's boyfriend's house with a shot gun, only the shotgun would be the Coconut gun. (thought of this when me and Chibisai were talking on the phone about her OC Anni becoming pregnant.)

[Super Luigi!]

I see, and you're related to Chibisai? I should have guessed, based on your last names.

197.You know your FAMILY is addicted to DKC when everyone names themselves after a different Kong or Kremling! (This is my family right here!)

[Kimi Kong]

lol i wish my family was more like that. I would feel more normal. And yeah, we're sisters. :3

198. When you can sit and correct anyone that says any of the kongs hooking up is incest, due to their last name being the same.
(I could seriously start an arguement about this)

[Super Luigi!]

Me too.

199. When you try to complete a level before school, fail, and then, all day, you can't stop thinking about beating it!

[Kimi Kong]

lol happened to me, too.

200. When you nearly miss the school bus because you tried to beat of level before school and happily succeeded.

[Super Luigi!]

OK, not me, because I walk to school or am driven. But the idea applies to me.

201. When you see a tire, you want to roll it around and bounce on it.

[Kimi Kong]

lol that has happened at least once to me.

202. When you see a barrel and a lake and you walk towards the barrel, ready to throw it at any gators that come out.

[Super Luigi!]

We are clearly addicted, as all these things that we mention, we can relate to.

203. When you see a wasp, you call you pet frog to get rid of it.

[Ribbedebie]

Can I just hug you guys for being fellow DKfans just like me? :')

Oh well...

204. When you know the scientific name of the common Banana Bird from the top of your head (Bananus Goldus Flutterus!)
205. You know the DK rap from the top of your head (I know someone who does too. He just began singing the DK rap one day, and I just joined in. The awesomeness was too much. :') I only wish I saw him more, he's awesome and he draws cool too!)
206. You wanted to become a pirate just because of DKC2

[Kimi Kong]

I gives you a hug!! ^_^

207. When you can imitate the dance the kongs do during the DK rap without messing up.

[Super Luigi!]

Hugging? Maybe. Dancing like in the rap? My family does that every now and then, it's hilarious!

208. When you can think of 3 examples of DKC addiction in one post!

[Ribbedebie]

Yaaay! 8D

209: You watch the cartoon over and over again just to study certain characters' mannerisms and speech patterns...
210: ...When you do this only to role play as them convincingly

[Kimi Kong]

Sounds like me.
I'm soooo running out of things to put. T_T

209. When you learned Japanese from watching the show in Japanese. XD

[Super Luigi!]

Wow Kimi. THAT"S an addiction!

210. When you walk around without pants around your house and IN PUBLIC PLACES, because that's what the Kongs do.

[Kimi Kong]

Heh heh, I know!! XD

0.0 do wha?

[Ribbedebie]

LOL no I don't do that, but I sometimes run around wearing a red cape like K. Rool, does that count?

211: You think of short stories starring DKC characters to get to sleep. (guilty!)
212: You wear your hair in a ponytail and think you can float with it like Dixie does (...semi-guilty! I wear my hair in a ponytail but only 'cuz I'm too lazy to think of anything else. xD )

[Kimi Kong]

I'm guilty for both! XD

213. When you look up ways to dye your bananas another color so you dont feel like DK all the time. (guilty as charged)

[Crammalamma]

That last one should be 215. You might've missed Ribbedebie's post.

[Kimi Kong]

Oops. Sorry about that. I saw the post but i missed the numbers.

[Super Luigi!]

OK, so 216. When you begin to fear the Kongs that you've been controlling.

[Kimi Kong]

217. When you curse out anyone on the game that messes up, even if your controling thing, because you made it you're number one goal to save the banana hoard. (WAY TOO TRUE!!!)

[Super Luigi!]

218. When you shave and feel like you're being un-patriotic to your (Donkey Kong) Country.

[Kimi Kong]

219. When you look on a map or globe to see if there truely is a place called Kongo Bongo Island.