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» June 30th, 2011, 9:46 am » Short link

Yes! :3

Why'd they cancel it? <:/

» June 30th, 2011, 9:47 am » Short link

Because it wasn't popular enough.

...Why wasn't it popular?

» June 30th, 2011, 9:51 am » Short link

Because SOME people don't have good taste.

Why does it smell like onions and chili in my grandparents' house? :/

» June 30th, 2011, 9:52 am » Short link

.....do not want!

What does your grandpa eat onions all day?

» June 30th, 2011, 9:53 am » Short link

He doesn't do it all day. Only certain foods...

How did you interpret it like that?

» June 30th, 2011, 1:08 pm » Short link

A complicated, decrepit science lost ages ago.

Do you like waffles?

» June 30th, 2011, 9:49 pm » Short link

We already did this.

Do you know about Touhou?

by **SimianSegue** » July 1st, 2011, 7:52 am » Short link

No.

What is Touhou?

» July 1st, 2011, 8:01 am » Short link

I don't know.

How do you pronounce Touhou?

by **Phyreburnz** » July 2nd, 2011, 12:25 am » Short link

Ask microsoft sam.

Why are younger siblings so annoying?

» July 2nd, 2011, 5:25 am » Short link

Because that's how god made them.

What is a rapesauraus?

by **Phyreburnz** » July 4th, 2011, 2:04 am » Short link

Barney.

Why am I playing Animal Crossing and designing shirts with pokemon on them?

» July 4th, 2011, 8:13 am » Short link

Who knows.

Why did my cousin taqke over my puppy? :,(

by **Phyreburnz** » July 8th, 2011, 6:43 am » Short link

Because puppies are awesome.

Why don't you re-take over the puppy?

» July 8th, 2011, 6:46 am » Short link

I did. She went back to Missouri and now Dinkyrat is in my lap.

Why is Dink in my lap?

by **Phyreburnz** » July 8th, 2011, 6:52 am » Short link

Because it's a puppy!

Why is Weird Al so awesome?

» July 8th, 2011, 7:15 am » Short link

Because he's weird!

Just bust a move!

Why should we do so?

by **Phyreburnz** » July 8th, 2011, 7:39 am » Short link

Because it has been written, so shall it be done!

Why are there so many stupid comments on youtube?

» July 8th, 2011, 7:41 am » Short link

because there is

I will not be here next week. why?

by **Phyreburnz** » July 8th, 2011, 12:15 pm » Short link

Because you've been battling an army of hams. And now they're taking you to the Land'o'Hams.

Why have you been battling hams, anyway?

by **SimianSegue** » July 8th, 2011, 3:59 pm » Short link

Because, the evil army of hams killed the Tomato King.

Why did they kill the Tomato King?

» July 8th, 2011, 4:44 pm » Short link

Because apparently Hams hate Tomatos.

Why do they hate them?

by **Phyreburnz** » July 9th, 2011, 3:04 am » Short link

Because hams are jealous of tomatoes.

Why are hams so jealous of tomatoes?

by **SimianSegue** » July 9th, 2011, 3:32 am » Short link

Because they don't get their own condiment.

Why aren't there ham condiments?

» July 9th, 2011, 5:11 am » Short link

Because hamchup sounds gross.

What is hamchup?

by **Phyreburnz** » July 9th, 2011, 7:55 am » Short link

Pure awesomeness in a bottle!

What doesn't make hamchup sound delicious?!?!?!? XD

Spoiler!

That is effing hilarious, Chibisai! Hamchup is my new favorite word!

» July 10th, 2011, 7:58 am » Short link

Spoiler!

LOL, thanks, I try. ^_^

Because hamchup just sounds like ham-flavored ketchup.

Why does that sound weird?

» July 12th, 2011, 7:09 am » Short link

Because it does.

Why why why, don't I miss you a lot, forever?

by **Phyreburnz** » July 12th, 2011, 7:20 am » Short link

Because you don't have hamchup.

Does Dixie get dizzy when she does her helicopter thing?

» July 12th, 2011, 11:44 am » Short link

No. If she did, the controls would be slippery.

Why do I like Touhou?

» July 14th, 2011, 1:14 pm » Short link

I don't know. Ask Touhou.

Where can I buy some hamchup?

» July 16th, 2011, 12:58 pm » Short link

eBay, works every time.

Have you ever went to http://www.ebay.cm ? (no its not a spam site)

» July 17th, 2011, 12:44 am » Short link

Yes and no... I've never typed it like that.

That's weird... Why does that happen?

» July 17th, 2011, 9:06 am » Short link

Maybe it's like a glitch in the system.

Why is lobster so good?

» July 18th, 2011, 12:10 pm » Short link

Because it's fish.

What's the point of this game?

» July 18th, 2011, 3:21 pm » Short link

To finish it.

What will finishing get us?

by **FefeRawft** » July 18th, 2011, 4:57 pm » Short link

A high five.

What happens when Barney the Dinosaur has sex with Tinky Winky?

by **Phyreburnz** » July 19th, 2011, 6:45 am » Short link

A hideous monstrosity that I never EVER want to think about... EVER!

Why are there 100 bottles of beer on the wall?

» July 19th, 2011, 6:55 am » Short link

Spoiler!

FefeRawft wrote:What happens when Barney the Dinosaur has sex with Tinky Winky?

Ew ew ew ew EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't even want to BEGIN to think about that...

Because drunks have VERY good imaginations.

What happens if you take one down and pass it around?

by **Phyreburnz** » July 19th, 2011, 6:58 am » Short link

You won't believe it.... but there will be 99 bottles of beer on the wall!!!!

Isn't that just CrAzY?!?!?!?!?!

» July 19th, 2011, 7:02 am » Short link

Not really.

Spoiler!

But wouldn't they all f---

CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Never mind...

Who plays Two-Face in Batman Forever(NO GOING ON GOOGLE OR BATMAN.COM FOR THE ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)? (And what's funny is that if you look at him without his hat on you can tell if you've seen MIB...)

by **Phyreburnz** » July 19th, 2011, 7:09 am » Short link

I didn't google it... I wikipedia'd it... It's Tommy Lee Jones!

And I didn't break the rules because you didn't say not to use wikipedia!

Have you ever seen the movie Bat Thumb? (If not, you should!)

» July 19th, 2011, 7:26 am » Short link

Um... no.

Spoiler!

Wikipedia DOES count because most google searches will lead you to the Wikipedia page for such a thing.

What in the seven hells is Bat Thumb?

by **Phyreburnz** » July 19th, 2011, 7:39 am » Short link

It's a parody movie of Batman by Steve Oedekerk. It's freaking hilarious! And you should totally look it up!

Why is facebook so stupid and why do they keep changing things?

» July 19th, 2011, 7:43 am » Short link

Because Mark Zuckerburg can't make up his mind about how he wants his website.

What Tobuscus literal movie trailer does the following line come from?

Spoiler!

"That train is screwed."

And for those of you who have no idea who Tobuscus is...

Spoiler!

Go look him up on youtube or go to www.tobyturner.com. I didn't know about him until yesterday when I visited my cousin. XD

by **Phyreburnz** » July 19th, 2011, 9:18 am » Short link

I don't know.

What are the barrels full of in the DKC games?

» July 19th, 2011, 9:50 am » Short link

Spoiler!

Phyreburnz wrote:I don't know.

It's from the Harry Potter one.

Bananas and explosives!

Why would they be in the same barrel?

by **Phyreburnz** » July 19th, 2011, 9:52 am » Short link

Because they taste good together.

Why do they taste good together?

» July 19th, 2011, 9:54 am » Short link

Because you have weird tastebuds.

Can we go battle doughnuts?

by **Phyreburnz** » July 19th, 2011, 9:57 am » Short link

Only if you're using coffee as your weapon of choice... that or policemen.

Which sounds like a better weapon?

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