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» June 19th, 2009, 3:26 pm » Short link

Grumpy and Angryish.

Why does DK wear a tie and nothing else unlike the other Kongs?

» June 19th, 2009, 3:31 pm » Short link

All of his other clothes are pink.

Why is Eddie the mean old yeti so mean?

» June 20th, 2009, 2:41 am » Short link

Cause DK killed his mom.

Which Kong is also a photographer?

» June 21st, 2009, 10:47 am » Short link

Me!

Why don't Gnawties attack?

by **Jomingo** » June 21st, 2009, 10:58 am » Short link

Because they are busy saving money on car insurance.

How does Lanky spend his weekends?

» June 21st, 2009, 2:29 pm » Short link

Doing stretches.

Why does Chunky wear a belt even though he doesn't wear pants?

by **Jomingo** » June 21st, 2009, 2:54 pm » Short link

It's a utility belt, with such crazy gadgets as a pancake flipper and Squirrel mating call(never know when you might need that).

Why do game developers try to make animated video game characters such as Tiny and Candy look so hot? (seriously, it's weird).

by **CoolStyleE** » June 21st, 2009, 4:20 pm » Short link

To make it seem as if the character`s married. My guess, I`ve noticed it.
When did DK join DKC Atlas?

» June 21st, 2009, 4:49 pm » Short link

He didn`t... QK did. :lol:

Why did Diddy talk so fierce when rapping?

by **CoolStyleE** » June 22nd, 2009, 4:15 pm » Short link

Cause, as we know, Dixie`s Diddy`s 2nd girlfriend, Diddy had a horrible breakup with that jerk.
Why did Diddy turn into a blue Klubba in Castle Crush when he dropped and broke a barrel, and then pretended to throw a barrel?

by **KremKrawl** » June 23rd, 2009, 6:20 am » Short link

Because Diddy was really throwing invisible chemicals at the wall, the chemicals bounced off the wall and hit Diddy, who mutated into a blue Klubba look-a-like.

Why does DK like to ride on a gray version of himself?

by **The Guy** » June 23rd, 2009, 6:55 am » Short link

It is to scare away insurance salesmen.

Do Gnawties talk with Goombas and Waddle Dees?

by **Jomingo** » June 23rd, 2009, 8:07 am » Short link

No, they have an intense rivalry.

Why does Diddy talk so fierce when he's raping? (her her, c wut i did thar)

by **CoolStyleE** » June 23rd, 2009, 4:23 pm » Short link

Grammar/Confusion error:
It should be "Why does Diddy still..."

Cause he`s still mad at his original gf.
How drunk was Dixie when she said she`d go with Diddy on such a dangerous quest in DKC2?

» June 23rd, 2009, 4:52 pm » Short link

A gallon of milk :roll:

Which Kong has a pet T-Rex?

by **Lanky Kong** » July 5th, 2009, 4:45 pm » Short link

Kiddy, LOL.

Whats Happen if Lucario, Knuckles the Echidna, Geno and Nuzleaf were in DKC Trilogy?

Website · by **DK4Ever** » July 6th, 2009, 12:57 pm » Short link

Kong-Fu wrote:Because ass wouldn't have been family-friendly.

Hehehe Ass Kong...

Anyway, as for the pervious question, my head would implode from shear confusion, causing the universe to slowly expand, and bring about the end of the 3rd Ice Age, following the destruction of Michael Jackson's favorite cat Mittens at last year's celebrity pet talent show; allowing the force-field around the White House to become weak enough for Kommander K. Rool to attack with his army of mecha-kremlings, bringing about the plot device for DKC4.

Whew.

Now, Where were Kiddy and Dixie in DK64, and how did Chunky, TIny and Lanky get to DK Isle?

by **FefeRawft** » July 7th, 2009, 1:44 pm » Short link

Chuck Norris moved them around.

What would Diddy do if Kiddy touched Dixie?

by **CoolStyleE** » July 7th, 2009, 3:21 pm » Short link

Diddy would kill Kiddy with a donut
What was the other reason why Manky Kong`s got kicked out of the Kong clan?

by **FefeRawft** » July 8th, 2009, 12:06 pm » Short link

He did the same thing Kiddy did, but no one told Diddy, or the donut.

DK didn't have a TV in DKC. What did he do with it?

by **Jomingo** » July 8th, 2009, 12:41 pm » Short link

The donut took it.

What exactly killed Wrinkly Kong?

by **FefeRawft** » July 8th, 2009, 12:50 pm » Short link

She was poisoned by Kiddy's blood on the donut she ate.

by **The Guy** » July 9th, 2009, 9:08 am » Short link

No question? Fine.

Is the Donut the most powerful being ever to appear in DK games?

by **FefeRawft** » July 9th, 2009, 9:32 am » Short link

No, the bagel is.

Huh, I thought I put a question. I guess I want too busy thinking about donuts.

What came first, Diddy's donut, or the Cranky's super secret team of donut fighting bagels, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Bagels?

» July 9th, 2009, 10:04 am » Short link

Cranky's team of fighting bagels, but when Diddy's donut came, they couldn't defeat it, so they died down.

Why are all of these questions involving the donut when the bagel is even more powerful?

by **FefeRawft** » July 9th, 2009, 10:09 am » Short link

Because the donut tastes better.

How many more questions are going to involve the donut?

by **The Guy** » July 9th, 2009, 10:39 am » Short link

I'm not so sure.

Is the Donut still alive?

by **FefeRawft** » July 9th, 2009, 10:47 am » Short link

Yes but it had to get surgery when Diddy got hungry. And it is scarred for life when Diddy was cooking naked and forgot to close the cabinet the donut was in. Ever since then, he's been only half a donut.

Is this the first question that doesn't involve Diddy's donut?

» July 9th, 2009, 11:17 am » Short link

No, because you asked if it didn't involve the donut, but since you mentioned the donut, it involves it.

Ever since the N64, four players could play on one console. Will that number ever go up to six?

by **FefeRawft** » July 9th, 2009, 11:44 am » Short link

Dammit! You almost broke the donut streak! I'll keep it alive thought! Yes, but players five and six, must acknowledge that Diddy's donut is cooler than them before they can play.

Will Diddy's donut ever be forgotten?

by **The Guy** » July 9th, 2009, 11:48 am » Short link

No, he will be in our hearts forever. (And in Diddy's arteries...)

Does the Donut have any difficulties being only half a donut now?

by **FefeRawft** » July 9th, 2009, 11:54 am » Short link

Yes, he can't have any Munchkins (familiar with Dunkin Donuts?).

Does Diddy like Dixie's donut?

by **PotoGamer** » July 9th, 2009, 2:38 pm » Short link

Yes, but he'll only eat it with chocolate sprinkles. Yum.

Does Diddy's donut and Dixie's donut get along?

by **FefeRawft** » July 9th, 2009, 3:13 pm » Short link

Not at first, when Diddy tried to eat her. But then they had a few Munchkins before the accident that left Diddy's half a donut.

Is Dixie's donut sexy?

by **KremKrawl** » July 9th, 2009, 3:42 pm » Short link

No.

Why is D.K. named Donkey Kong?

by **FefeRawft** » July 9th, 2009, 3:44 pm » Short link

Hmm.... this has already been asked and the answer was "because Ass isn't family friendly" or something like that.

So I'll give m answer:

That's what the Donkey's donut named him.

Each Kong has a donut. What are they're names?

» July 11th, 2009, 2:28 pm » Short link

Whatever the Kong's name is :lol:

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What happens when someone tries to eat one of these donuts?

by **FefeRawft** » July 11th, 2009, 2:46 pm » Short link

The donut bites back.

Are you people sure Dixie's donut isn't sexy?

» July 11th, 2009, 2:53 pm » Short link

No, because we have never seen it.

Have we broken the streak for the most donut questions and answers in a row yet?

by **FefeRawft** » July 11th, 2009, 3:06 pm » Short link

No, it's 32 question, and I will kill you all if we don't go on for at least 5 pages.

Why are the Kong's donuts so popular?

» July 11th, 2009, 3:13 pm » Short link

Because they are donuts.

Do any of the donuts have sprinkles?

by **FefeRawft** » July 11th, 2009, 3:15 pm » Short link

Dixie's is pink with sprinkles.

He → :mrgreen:

tried to eat Swanky's donut. What did Swanky do?

» July 11th, 2009, 3:20 pm » Short link

He gave him a disadvantage in his minigame.

Does King K. Rool have a donut?

by **FefeRawft** » July 11th, 2009, 3:23 pm » Short link

Yes, and it stole DK's donut's sprinkle hoard.

Where is the donut sprinkle hoard?

by **CoolStyleE** » July 11th, 2009, 4:14 pm » Short link

Under Kiddy's bed, which is a donut.

Why did DK go to Dunkin Donuts, kiss the biggest donut in the world, get punched in the face by the managers donut, did donuts in the parking lot screaming "I don't give a donut!," Eat Kiddy's donut, throw the Dunkin Donuts manager to Krispy Kream, make him work there, commiting treason, went back to Dunkin Donuts, told the managers donut to eat the other donuts, commiting cannibalism, then put a knife to it's side, blow up Dunkin Donuts with Diddy inside, killing him and his donut, and get killed by Dixie and her donut?

Mouthful! How many times did I say donut? :lol:

by **FefeRawft** » July 12th, 2009, 2:40 am » Short link

Because he wanted to. And I'm to lazy to count.

(Since when does Kiddy sleep on a donut?)

The donuts are indestructible, what did they do when DD blew up?

by **The Guy** » July 16th, 2009, 1:40 am » Short link

They rebuilt it with the help of Gnawties.

How long did it take?

by **FefeRawft** » July 16th, 2009, 4:17 am » Short link

A few years, the Gnawtys spent the first few looking for pieces of burnt donuts.

Was Diddy's Donut born in a DD?

by **The Guy** » July 16th, 2009, 5:02 am » Short link

No, it was the donut God's son.

What's the purpose of Diddy's Donut?

by **FefeRawft** » July 18th, 2009, 7:56 am » Short link

Because Diddy wanted a pet.

Have we reached 36 donut questions yet?

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