At my birthday party, me and my friends filmed a hilarious sci-fi video where there was a monster in an old deserted facility named 'Area Negative 6' that killed everyone that went in, and we snuck in to check it out. It was hilarious.
After the monster attacked us one of them said:
Okay, so the monster has Kong-Fu (Except they used my real name) and--
Me: Hey, I'm right here, stupid!